Party Like It’s a Vacation?” Don’t. Just… Don’t.
Peach here — perched above the convention floor in cobalt heels and canary shades, clocking all your rookie mistakes.
🍸 1. You showed up smelling like last night’s casino buffet.
Darling, nobody’s buying from someone who looks like they rolled in from the roulette table. This ain’t spring break — it’s booth business.
🪪 2. You lost your badge, your voice, and your dignity.
Now you're pleading with registration in a wrinkled blazer while your teammate’s out front giving your pitch. Rough.
💼 3. You packed nothing but nightlife — no scissors, no garment tape, no Tide pen.
But hey, at least your outfits matched the Wynn's carpet. Meanwhile, I packed a yellow emergency kit and a blue first-aid pouch. Stay ready, darling.
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Because real pros know: looking good starts with being prepared.
– Peach, Your Trade Show Watchbird 🐦💅
Because real pros know: looking good starts with being prepared.
– Peach, Your Trade Show Watchbird 🐦💅
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